10 March 2014

He-man's Lament

He-man’s Lament

People who constantly rave about herbs

Get on my nerves.

Give me a break,

Throw me a steak.

Whether Kobi, Angus or chicken fried,

Give me one I haven’t tried.

And none of that gosh darned Worcestershire sauce.

I’ll take it plain, I’m the boss.

So stop layin’ it on me about them herbs

Afore I burn up your ears with some choice adjectives and verbs.