Anent the high humidity in our house since we turned on the swamp cooler:
"Holy humidity, Batman", exclaimed Robin.
"Leapin' lizards, Sandy, it sure is muggy in here", said Little Orphan Annie to her dog.
"I believe it is rather watery in these parts", said Tom Swift fluidly.
"Everyding is thamp", said Professor Spooner.
And so it goes.
Anyone care to contribute?